"Who came here alone tonight? Well, here at the Aragon Ballroom, you’re going to find someone attractive. You’re going to buy them a drink, and they’re going to find you attractive, and you’re going to go home and fuck like bunnies. And when you wake up, they won’t be nearly as attractive as you thought they were, but hey, at least you fucking did it, right? Well, this next song is about that."
- Brendon Urie before Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off [10/12/13 at the Aragon Ballroom, Q87.7 ‘Twas The Night Before] (via monoxidie)