TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters